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Brady on the Chopping Block; Robert Kraft Holds Axe
DATELINE: HUMOR! When Robert Kraft turns his coat inside out and disparages Tom Brady, you have an earthquake in Foxboro. Can a divorce be in the cards? Will Tom run off with his slot receiver? The...
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Welker Named Pope of Gillette Stadium
DATELINE: HUMOR! Like the poster of Uncle Sam pointing out at you, saying: “I want you,” for service to the country, Patriots owner Robert Kraft told media, “We want Wes.” Yes, they really do. Kraft...
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To Catch a Thief, New England Patriots Style
DATELINE: HUMOR! Red Handed Red New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is fond of telling stories. So, one of his favorite hoary old tales is about how Vladimir Putin stole his 2005 multi-jewel...
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Amendola Treated by Witch Doctors & Voodoo Experts
DATELINE: HUMOR! Robert Kraft has spared no expense in finding a way to put Danny Amendola back on the field as soon as possible. The Patriots have decided to use alternative methods of medicine,...
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For Vince Wilfork, It’s a Wonderful Life
DATELINE: HUMOR Vince Wilfork is beloved. You can bet your wonderful life on it. Sometimes it takes adversity to make it visible. We recall the ending of a desperate time for George Bailey in the...
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Downton Patriot Place Gets Soapy
DATELINE: TV Epics Is it another season of Downton Abbey, or are the Patriots moving into the big house? It seems to be no contest when the NFL playoffs on Sunday go head-to-head with the...
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The Krafts Shoot Horses and Wilfork Too
DATELINE: HUMOR! It’s a business, not a sport. It is not governed by sentimentality. That hard little marble beating in Bill Belichick’s chest only vaguely resembles a heart. Vince Wilfork will be...
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Vince Wilfork Cleans Out His Locker
DATELINE: HUMOR Patriots owner Robert Kraft pulled his usual act with the media this week. He lamented the alleged departure of Vince Wilfork. To Kraft, Vince was someone with whom he had a personal...
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Wilfork Extends His Stay in New England
DATELINE: HUMOR Fat Tuesday has come for both David Ortiz and Vince Wilfork. The big boys won’t go hungry with their new contracts. Vince Wilfork sticks a fork in the Patriots, and he declares the...
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Media Day Proves Medium Not Well Done
DATELINE: HUMOR The Super Bowl has never been about football. And, another media day proved that point because the Boston media was not there. They were stuck in New England, waiting for the airport to...
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Kraft Sells Deflategate Cheese
DATELINE: HUMOR CHEESE Is it Brady & Goodell? Kessler & Goodell? or Brady & Kraft? Robert Kraft kissed the rings of the Commissioner. He also groveled at the feet of Goodell. He cried that...
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Down the River with Robert Kraft
DATELINE: OVER THE RAINBOW When Kraft said, “Yummy,” to the Deflategate punishment, he came up with a new brand of cheese. If you stick a feather in it, you can call it ‘macaroni.’ Bob Kraft (Mr....
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Money Doesn’t Talk to Roger Goodell
DATELINE: Billionaire Acres Roger Goodell was cornered by an inept reporter at the notorious Sun Valley, Idaho, Billionaire’s Club meeting this week. He must be an honorary member, or went as Bob...
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Fiery Dictators like Goodell Are a Present Danger
DATELINE: FIRE in the HOLE Tin Plate Dictators are All Alike The last time goose-stepping goons in the employ of a power mad dictator went ballistic, they burned down the Reichstag in Berlin. Tom...
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Party Ties Between Deflategate Principals
DATELINE: Appearances More Twilight Zone Moments Well, if it doesn’t become more like Alice in Wonderland every day. Now we learn that over Labor Day, Robert Kraft—a party animal if we ever saw one—was...
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‘Mystery’ Illness Replacements for the New England Patriots
DEADLINE: Next Man Up Typhoid Mary in Mufti The big show down now has the awful possibility that untested Jimbo Garoppolo could replace Tommy Brady– as it occurred 16 years ago when untested Brady...
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More Baloney from Fox Sports on Brady and Kraft
DATELINE: Liberal Fox Sports? Fox Sports Dunking the Tea Party? For those with an interest in believe it or don’t, Fox Sports struck out again with a new way to insult Patriot fans and attack Tom...
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Robert Kraft Has Audience with Pope Trump
DATELINE: Trump’s Kitchen Cabinet Not two days after Jonathan Kraft stated that the New England Patriots did not endorse any candidate for President, owner Robert Kraft showed up at Trump Tower. We...
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Trump Takes Call from Tom Brady
DATELINE: Inaugural & Super Bowl LI At the pre-Inauguration Dinner for billionaire friends of the new President of the United States, there sat a man who should be in the Cabinet with 9 other...
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The Man Who Came to Trump’s Dinner
DATELINE: Mr. X Dines with Trump & Kraft A mystery dinner guest has confounded the sports world. President Donald Trump and his wife Melania hosted Japan’s Prime Minister and his wife. Also along...
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Kraft Talks & Fake News Outlets Listen!
DATELINE: Billions for Defense Call him Mr. Kraft Mr. Robert Kraft, as he is known socially around Boston, is now in Phoenix for the NFL meetings. And, he is talking—and talking up a storm. You will...
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DATELINE: Vocabulary Lesson for Jerry Jones & Media This week Jerry Jones has tested our ability to play both Scrabble and do crossword puzzles. The owner of the Dallas Cowboys, mired deeply in a...
View ArticleMontezuma’s Revenge on the Patriots?
DATELINE: Over Trump’s Wall All this week the New England Patriots have been in Mexico City, preparing for the big game on Sunday. Coach Bill Belichick is in heaven: he has avoided the New England...
View ArticleTom, Giselle, Boris & Natasha!
DATELINE: Met Gala Stun Guns Again Yes, right after the Kentucky Derby “and they’re off—” comes the notorious Met Gala in New York where the show horses and would-be celebrities fall all over...
View ArticleSolicitations from Robert Kraft
DATELINE: Time to Call a Solicitor General Known for Kissing His Players. No, it’s not quite like receiving an invitation to a Super Bowl party, or even having a greeting from Santa Claus. You are...
View ArticleSexual Politics from Trump Slime
DATELINE: Move Over, Mayor Pete! Moral Outrage Endangered? If you are among the throngs who wonder what the hell is wrong with Senator Lindsay Graham, we may now have a theory to postulate. This week...
View ArticleNew England Patriots Blow Up Twitter and NFL!
DATELINE: 2-Headed Monsters! First Rosey Grier, Now This! Once again, the New England Patriots have turned this blogger into Al Pacino in Godfather 3. Every time we try to get out, they pull us back...
View ArticleTrump’s Alamo Visit
DATELINE: Taking Belichick Down with Him All metaphors are imperfect, and nothing could be more imperfect than the notion of Trump at the Alamo. It’s the ultimate union of insanity and patriotism. The...
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